when I almost shat on the treadmill

I bought a new pair of shoooooes before my Germany trip.

Saucony's Guide 5

My Asics are in desperate need of replacement but unfortunately they didn't have them in stock and these Sauconys felt better than the Adidas in reference to comfort but... I think they are going back. They were rubbing my heal, and I felt various pains elsewhere. I dunno... I may take them for another 2 or 3 mile spin.

To test these buggers, I finally hit up the gym after being gymless for nearly 2 years!

my locker and new lock

We belonged to LifeTime back in the day, but since I was the only one using it, I couldn't justify $120 a month on it once I lost my high-paying, yet unsatisfying gig. The gym is a now perk of working for the Y, and since I had to break these bad boys Sauconys in without running on asphalt, I tracked my hiney over there to use their treadmills.

It wasn't that simple though, I had to stop at Target for the lock and a new pair of headphones. I was ready to call that my workout..

they were cheap, but so far so good

The plan had been 5 miles but around mile 2, I had to start quenching my buttcheeks harder, and at mile 4.3 I had to run off the treadmill. God knows I didn't want to be known as the girl shat on the treadmill.

Embarrassing much?